You may recall my earlier post on June 27th, called Feathered Frenzy, about the particular phrase that I discovered on my ‘search engine terms’ section of my stats page, that tickled me so much:
Jackdaws are biting my car to pieces
I know, I should be over it by now. But I still cannot help laughing at it in its implied desperation.
Anyway, it has instilled in me a need to keep checking my stats page for new terms used that have somehow thrown the searchers a curve ball and led them to my blog site. These three were from yesterday:
how long will jackdaws nest in my fascias
rabbits huddle together is it normal
and my favourite:
man eats his wife
The first sentence again implies a certain desperation, the second one a concerned curiosity. As for the third, man eats his wife, goodness knows what is going on there. I hope it isn’t a confessional, but somehow I don’t think City Jackdaw will turn out to be of much use to the searcher.
Man eats his wife. They do say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Anyway, I have a new hobby now. I cannot wait to see what future inane, random wording will be used to direct these hapless, anonymous seekers to my site.
Inane, random wording. A match made in heaven.