Well we’ve finally had a breakthrough in getting some information out of my son since he’s started school. He’s a lot more taciturn than his three sisters, and bats off questions set by his anxious parents with shrugs and mumbles and general indifferent evasiveness.
“How was your first day then?”
“Did you enjoy it?”
“Did you make any friends?”
“What are their names?”
“You don’t know them.”
Okay then. Subject shift. “What did you have for dinner?”
“Wow cake!” Overplaying it a little I know. “And what did you have before it?”
“No, before your dessert. The hot meal?”
A lot sharper: “Cake!!”
Deciding to come at him from a different angle: “What did you have for your morning snack?”
(Much louder) “CAKE!!!!!”
I must assure you all that his school really does have a healthy outlook when it comes to eating and food, so we must take his answers with a pinch of cake. I mean salt.
During yesterday’s round of questions he finally began to open up. I went through the accustomed routine, not really expecting to get anywhere. “So what did you have for dinner today?”
“I had chicken….”
I jumped on this to encourage further disclosure. “Chicken! Chicken is lovely!” Im vegetarian-this was purely tactical.
He went on. “Yeah chicken…and egg….”
Chicken and egg? “Nice.”
“…and a fish head.”