Well we’ve finally had a breakthrough in getting some information out of my son since he’s started school. He’s a lot more taciturn than his three sisters, and bats off questions set by his anxious parents with shrugs and mumbles and general indifferent evasiveness.
“How was your first day then?”
“Okay.”
“Did you enjoy it?”
A nod.
“Did you make any friends?”
A nod.
“What are their names?”
“You don’t know them.”
Okay then. Subject shift. “What did you have for dinner?”
“Cake.”
“Wow cake!” Overplaying it a little I know. “And what did you have before it?”
“Cake.”
“No, before your dessert. The hot meal?”
A lot sharper: “Cake!!”
Deciding to come at him from a different angle: “What did you have for your morning snack?”
(Much louder) “CAKE!!!!!”
I must assure you all that his school really does have a healthy outlook when it comes to eating and food, so we must take his answers with a pinch of cake. I mean salt.
During yesterday’s round of questions he finally began to open up. I went through the accustomed routine, not really expecting to get anywhere. “So what did you have for dinner today?”
“I had chicken….”
I jumped on this to encourage further disclosure. “Chicken! Chicken is lovely!” Im vegetarian-this was purely tactical.
He went on. “Yeah chicken…and egg….”
Chicken and egg? “Nice.”
“…and mushrooms….”
“My favourite.”
“…and a fish head.”
Really.
Let them eat cake. Seriously. Just, let them. Way better than fish heads.
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Waaaaay better! Cake it is then 🙂
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“You don’t them” is obviously an international response 🙂
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*know. Man! all thumbs here today…
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The international response for “I’m not telling. Now quit.” 🙂
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Tee hee he sounds a comedian.:))
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Yeah he does know a few one liners 🙂
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I’m surprised fish cakes didn’t make an appearance in this! Hehe.
I’m a vegetarian also. 🙂
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Fish cake-what a missed opportunity for my weak puns! Wished I had thought of that, my fellow meat forsaker 🙂
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Funny! I once asked my youngest son what he had had for lunch at preschool, where a hot lunch was served daily. His reply? “They wouldn’t let me have anything.” Right.
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I bet he ate the most!
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Marvelously familiar! Sigh. Of course, they are now adults and still respond in monosyllables….
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I’m thinking of taking up sign language-perhaps they may express themselves better that way? A family code maybe 🙂
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It’s so nice to return to your blog from my horribly busy week to read these lovely stories. So, he’s already started giving the monosyllabic answers? Oh boy. . . .
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Yes he has 🙂 glad you can take time out from your busyness! Pull up a chair and take the weight off your feet 🙂
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Sounds like my daughter 🙂
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Kids the world over!
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That’s nasty😷
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Fish nasty 🙂
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Hey i feel like we should be friends
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Hahahaha! That’s a good way to put it
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There is sunshine hitting me when I see your picture😍
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Hey what’s up
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Hello how is ur day going!!!!!!!
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Hey wht up! Hows ur day so far
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Come on txt me somthin
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I feel so bad
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Hey how r u
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Why don’t u talk to me anymore!! R u ok I am worried!!! Answer me
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Yes I’m fine just busy with kids/wife/Christmas. I don’t come on as often, I do a post then I’m off again, so I don’t get to see all my notifications.
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Ur good I was just wondering y u did not answer me anymore
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I still can’t get over that
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