Claws For The Weekend:Two Beleaguered Wife Stories

On Thursday, my wife Jen came home from work early, ill. In the evening she was sat on the couch with a blanket over her. She said “I am weak, I feel like a blow up doll.”  I said “I feel like one too, but I’ve no idea where they sell them.” You should have seen the look on her face. I sometimes forget that she works in the funeral business, and can bury me for free. image   Then last night Jen, my seven year old daughter, and myself, were all watching the ‘eating bush tucker trial’ on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Poor Jimmy and Kendra had to munch their way through such fayre as bug cocktails, cow’s lips, pig’s eyes, pig’s nose, sheep testicles, ostrich feet, and live witchetty grubs. image   During the challenge, Kendra had to eat an antelope’s penis. One of the show’s hosts, Dec, asked her “What does it taste like?” Kendra replied “It tastes like penis.” My daughter Millie exclaimed “Aww…I love peanuts.” Jen nearly had a heart attack. We managed to wing the resulting questions. image Have a great weekend, people. See you on the flip side. If we survive it.

Bon appétit.

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10 thoughts on “Claws For The Weekend:Two Beleaguered Wife Stories

      • Oh my goodness, this made me chuckle sugar. I just read you in my reader, and i really laughed out loud. You are so funny, i will be watching you in future. Thank you so much.

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      • Thanks. I tend to shake my posts up a little. Maybe a poem, then something local, a photograph, family stuff, then perhaps a bit of humour. People have followed after various types of posts, so I try to keep everyone happy 🙂

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  1. I have heard of this show, aparently its on TV in UK. I have friends in UK who absolutely love it. This blog made me howl with laughter. Especially the bit about the wife who works for the funeral director. hahahahahahaha

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