I considered standing outside the doors of the local superstore before they opened at midnight on Black Friday, shouting:
“Remember people, you will save even more money if you don’t buy anything at all!”
but I didn’t think that they would be eloquent enough to stand as my last words when I am killed in the stampede.
City Jackdaw 
I bet they’d listen if you wore a gorilla suit
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I’m not so sure. Think they would regard me merely as a muffled, moronic obstacle 🙂
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hahaha…
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🙂
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I so agree with that statement.
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Don’t spend=money saved. Genius. 🙂
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But you can’t miss the opportunity to buy everything you never knew you needed! God forbid you should actually have to want it at a later date…
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Yeah I get that…but it’s the rolling around in the aisles punching each other in the process. You don’t get that in our local pound shop 🙂
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Wait. They have Black Friday over there now? I thought it was just a crass American thing. I hate Black Friday and stubbornly refuse to leave my house at all on that day.
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Oh yes we do. I refer you to my previous post 🙂
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I think you would have been trampled. 🙂
For the first time ever, I didn’t go Black Friday shopping. The kids had to return to school for various reasons.
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It has got a lot of negative press this year, mainly due to the behaviour of the shoppers.
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My thoughts exactly. You would have wasted your last moments on earth looking at the bottoms of folks’ shoes.
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