Called out by the first warm day of the year, we got into the car to head into the town centre.
My seven year old daughter, sat in the back, unknown to us had picked up a copy of my wife’s Take A Break magazine. “Dad, what is a midwife?”
“It’s a special kind of nurse who helps women give birth to their babies.”
“Well it says here ‘I found my husband in bed with the midwife.'”
“Oh..erm..well maybe he was going to help her deliver his baby son or daughter..”
“Oh yeah..and perhaps they were waiting for the wife to get in bed with them.”
“I think that may be next week’s headline.”