The Ooze Of Cool

Preparations are being made for tonight. My children have started a family tradition when it comes to this time of year: Eurovision. I know, our house just oozes cool. I can post this because I have no street cred anyway.

My young daughter is busy creating the charts for us all to vote on, after making this picture of 2014 winner Conchita, who confused the hell out of her at the time:

 

I helpfully suggested that my wife could make food connected with every country participating:

“What are you going to make for Slovenia?”

“Chips.”