Who would have thought this, six months ago?
I look like I’m going to a riot.
A bit of a sterile riot, a friend pointed out.
One has to take one’s safety seriously when one is launching petrol bombs.
Another friend commented I see you’ve also had your ears lowered.
Seeing as though my wife performed my first lockdown haircut, I’m thankful I’ve got any ears at all.
And what do people do these days when they go on blind dates?
You’ve got nice eyes.
And I guess that lip readers are screwed.
These are crazy days. Stay safe, friends. Stay crazy.