I happened to be in Manchester this week. Of course, I live in Manchester, what I mean is I was in Manchester city centre. Although it’s a city, when travelling there we always say “We are going into town.”
Local vernacular and all that. Anyway, there I was – in Manchester. Not much had changed since my last visit. One thing I did notice, though, is where you used to be able to buy a can of Pepsi or Fanta, there is now this:

An eyelash dispenser. Whatever next?
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Some of the homes on our estate have been without water for a while. There were reports on social media of water tankers scattered around the area. I’m not sure what the problem is, or if these tankers are indeed flushing water through drains as has been suggested, as I’ve not taken that much interest because our home has been unaffected by the problem.
However, yesterday morning, as we were on the school run, we spotted one of the tankers parked up on a neighbouring street. There was nobody with it. We turned onto a main road and saw another two tankers, again unmanned, as though they’d been abandoned.
“More tankers!” exclaimed my wife. “It’s like they’ve taken over the world. Just appeared overnight.”
It’s normally me that’s given to flights of fancy.
We approached the school and, lo and behold, more tankers were in the small car park outside the gates.
“They’re even here!” she said. “They’re like aliens. Everywhere we go they are hounding us. It’s like the world’s coming to an end and they are our masters.”
Wow.
Maybe there’s a story in that.
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I’ve always believed that it’s the insects that will take over in our absence.
I’ve been sorting through my Mum’s things since she passed away. Donating furniture to charity, giving things to people that we know, to friends of friends, anyone who would be grateful of them. Dismantling bit by bit the things that make up a part of who I am.
While emptying her kitchen drawers I spotted an ant trap on her window ledge. She had been plagued with them off and on over the last few summers. This was her last response – an irresistible cocktail of sugar and boric acid.
Some lines came to mind from a Walter Tevis novel I’ve just read, a novel about ‘another’ alien invader:
Or think of living with the insects, of living with the shiny, busy, mindless ants
which prompted the question: should we co-exist? Or should we exterminate?
This summer it will be someone else’s dilemma.
Co-exist definitely! I watched a tv programme and it enlightened me as to the wonderfulness (I know, not a word) of insects. They each play a part / have a role to play in the world. In the Summer, I’ve watched ants on the patio. An ant carrying a crumb 4 x bigger than himself. How do they do that? But ants deciding to invade my castle, er, am with your mam on this one!
Imagine a centipede crawling up that cabinet and looking at the eyelashes and thinking “Mmm she’d kinda cute”
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😂😂 An eyelash fluttering its, well, you know 😂
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What’s with this thing about shaving off perfectly good eyebrows that are there to protect eyes and then drawing, or sticking on, slugs? Did I miss something? What about the poor Demodex folliculorum that are made homeless? Join the protest march “Protect the poor mites” in town next Saturday!
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It’s a paradox.
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Is that what they’re called? They’ll be introducing stick on talons next!
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Eyelash dispensers? Meh. Nothing to bat an eye about.
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I think Jen might have something about water trucks being alien invaders. Then again, nothing to bat an eye about!
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Maybe it’s not water in the trucks but something else. Something sinister. That’s me not sleeping tonight.
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Having seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers more than once, I would be concerned about those tankers if I were you. 😄
Also, I have never seen an eyelash dispenser! Wow. 😄 Though I would have been upset had I been craving a Pepsi only to run across one of those machines.
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Quick, squirt seawater at the tankers, and the eyelash machines. Day of the Dispensers. But wait, didn’t the tunes of icecream man vans have a part to play in the annihilation too?
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Hypnotic. Called the children to them like the pied piper and well, they were never the same again. Which dovetails nicely into my most recent post.
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