My wife: “I know for a fact that if I got with Prince Harry my life would change.”
Anyway, chippy tonight.
Have a great weekend everyone.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Circumstance
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Category Archives: Claws For The Weekend
Claws For The Weekend: Keep Your Distance
Have a great weekend everybody.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Foul-Mouthed And Feathered
My favourite article that I’ve read this week was about officials reacting to a complaint of an African grey parrot that sits in the window of a house in York and shouts out to passers-by “Show us your knickers!” or “Wanker!”
The owner’s landlady has been threatened with eviction if this behaviour continues, which would be a fowl thing to do.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Make sure you don’t end up before the beak. See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Comeback
Bananarama are back.
Keep singing over the weekend. The old ones are the best.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Going Out On A Limb
My wife always says that she needs an extra pair of hands.
Well I found her some in Leeds.
Jackdaw regulars may recall that the last time I was there it was legs that caught my eye.
Pretty soon I’ll have my self a new woman. My own Frankenstein’s monster.
Have a great weekend everyone. See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Cattibal Lecter
Have a great weekend everybody. And stop all that bleating.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Speed Trap
So far, fifty birds, a flock of geese, twenty five planes and Superman have been done for speeding.
Have a great weekend, remember to stick to the limit.
See you on the flip side.
