Claws For The Weekend: Circumstance

My wife: “I know for a fact that if I got with Prince Harry my life would change.”

Anyway, chippy tonight.

Have a great weekend everyone.

See you on the flip side.

Claws For The Weekend: Foul-Mouthed And Feathered

My favourite article that I’ve read this week was about officials reacting to a complaint of an African grey parrot that sits in the window of a house in York and shouts out to passers-by “Show us your knickers!” or “Wanker!”

The owner’s landlady has been threatened with eviction if this behaviour continues, which would be a fowl thing to do.

Have a great weekend everybody.

Make sure you don’t end up before the beak. See you on the flip side.

Claws For The Weekend: Going Out On A Limb

My wife always says that she needs an extra pair of hands.

Well I found her some in Leeds.

Jackdaw regulars may recall that the last time I was there it was legs that caught my eye.

Pretty soon I’ll have my self a new woman. My own Frankenstein’s monster.

Have a great weekend everyone. See you on the flip side.