My wife always says that she needs an extra pair of hands.
Well I found her some in Leeds.
Jackdaw regulars may recall that the last time I was there it was legs that caught my eye.
Pretty soon I’ll have my self a new woman. My own Frankenstein’s monster.
Have a great weekend everyone. See you on the flip side.
Have a great weekend everybody. And stop all that bleating.
See you on the flip side.
So far, fifty birds, a flock of geese, twenty five planes and Superman have been done for speeding.
Have a great weekend, remember to stick to the limit.
See you on the flip side.
Have a great weekend. Hope you find a way out.
See you on the flip side.
I would like to apologise to you, Jen. I accidentally changed my relationship status on Facebook to ‘single’. You’re not going to be able to park outside for a while. Sorry.
Have a good weekend the rest of you, though.
See you on the flip side.
Stood in the playground a few years ago, waiting for my young son at hometime. The doors opened and out he trundled.
“Dad-I did it in my pants.”
“What?! You did what in your pants?!!!”
“P.E.”
Have a great weekend everybody.
See you on the flip side.
After this conversation I still don’t know what medication my Mum is on.
Mum: “You know those tablets I’m taking? They’re called polly . . . ”
Me: “Filler?”
Mum: “No. Polly . . . “
Me: “Unsaturates?”
Mum: “Polly . . . “
Me: “Put the kettle on?”
Mum: “No! Polystyrene.” (!)
Have a great weekend.
Always read what it says on the label.
See you on the flip side.
