I wish my wife would stop getting the kids cups with pictures on them. I’ve just spent five minutes trying to clean off a juice stain that turned out to be the blush on a baby duck’s cheek.
Should have gone to Specsavers.
The children looking at gulls on ice. I’m thinking of children behind bars.
Walking through a subway tonight with my nine year-old daughter. “Wow Dad look-there’s writing all over the walls!” She began to read the graffiti then turned to me all wide-eyed.
“Dad! It’s all swearing and rude words!”
I said (foolishly) “Well don’t look then.”
She looked: “OH MY GOD!!! Guess which two words I’ve just read?!”
Fearing the worst: “Go on.”
Just watched a woman park her car outside our house, spend five minutes meticulously brushing her hair in the rear view mirror, then get out and the wind nearly took her head off.
A Yorkshire pub, photographed in 1964.
Its music licence was rejected lest they disturb the neighbours.
Have a great weekend, but keep the noise down.
See you on the flip side.
Kids playing together after eating all the Christmas sprouts.
A soldier of the Machine Gun Corps in a sheepskin coat kissing a French farm-girl under a sprig of mistletoe.Hesdin, France, December, 1917.
Merry Christmas to you all. Don’t get chapped lips from all that kissing.