Complete And Utter Fail

Travelling down to Lincolnshire to pick up our new puppy, trying to distract two ultra-hyper kids and keep things calm, and then, as we approach a roundabout . . .

Prepare The Pitch And He Will Come

Summer: when my son needs a machete to get to his football match.

Thought For The Day

I’ve been watching Springwatch. Those baby chicks are just like my kids. Always got their mouths open, always wanting feeding.

I think I should have gone down the cuckoo route.

Speaking Of Music . . .

. . . my children in our local shopping centre. Take it away, kids!

Thought For The Day

I’m sorry Mr Darwin, but six and a half weeks summer holidays were never part of the natural order. We mess around with nature and we screw things up.

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Brew

An early Father’s Day present from my kids. 

Got me down to a tea.

My Crazy Kids’ Song

These are two of my children, filmed a couple of years ago doing an improvised ‘Exterminate’ song. (Yes, they are Whovians like their father.)

This is the only video that they have posted onto Youtube, and go crazy every time they get a like or a share over there. If any of you guys can do that, take pleasure in picturing me here in Manchester reaching for the paracetamol!

You may want to turn the volume down a touch. See you on YouTube.

 

 

Random Reflection Of The Day

From my seven year old daughter Millie, when I told her that it is nearly time for the clocks to go back:

“I remember last year, last October, when the clocks went back. It was dark, a little darker than this, and my teacher asked me if I was alright because my tongue was sticking out.”