I’m sorry Mr Darwin, but six and a half weeks summer holidays were never part of the natural order. We mess around with nature and we screw things up.
These are two of my children, filmed a couple of years ago doing an improvised ‘Exterminate’ song. (Yes, they are Whovians like their father.)
This is the only video that they have posted onto Youtube, and go crazy every time they get a like or a share over there. If any of you guys can do that, take pleasure in picturing me here in Manchester reaching for the paracetamol!
You may want to turn the volume down a touch. See you on YouTube.
From my seven year old daughter Millie, when I told her that it is nearly time for the clocks to go back:
“I remember last year, last October, when the clocks went back. It was dark, a little darker than this, and my teacher asked me if I was alright because my tongue was sticking out.”