X-Rated Conversation


The effect that The X Factor has had on the art of conversation. My nine year old daughter Millie and I, Saturday night, when the girl from Finland came on to sing:

Millie: “Is this the Polish one?”

Me: “Finnish.”

Millie: “What?”

Me: “Finnish.”

Millie: “Is that her name?”

Me: “No, she’s Finnish.”

Millie: “But she’s only just started!”