Tag Archives: Weekend

Claws For The Weekend: Circumstance

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My wife: “I know for a fact that if I got with Prince Harry my life would change.”

Anyway, chippy tonight.

Have a great weekend everyone.

See you on the flip side.

Claws For The Weekend: Foul-Mouthed And Feathered

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My favourite article that I’ve read this week was about officials reacting to a complaint of an African grey parrot that sits in the window of a house in York and shouts out to passers-by “Show us your knickers!” or “Wanker!”

The owner’s landlady has been threatened with eviction if this behaviour continues, which would be a fowl thing to do.

Have a great weekend everybody.

Make sure you don’t end up before the beak. See you on the flip side.

Claws For The Weekend: Pill Popping

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After this conversation I still don’t know what medication my Mum is on.

Mum: “You know those tablets I’m taking? They’re called polly . . . ” 

Me:    “Filler?” 

Mum: “No. Polly . . . “

Me:      “Unsaturates?”

Mum:   “Polly . . . “

Me:       “Put the kettle on?”

Mum:    “No! Polystyrene.” (!)
Have a great weekend. 

Always read what it says on the label.

See you on the flip side.

Claws For The Weekend: How To Brighten Up A Rainy Manchester Street

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I love this video, taken on Market Street in the city centre, for the music, the crowd’s spontaneous reaction and then the band joining in at the end. And the guy still talking on his phone during it all. All in front of the Ann Summers’ shop. Would have been great if they’d all conga’d right in there, coming back out wearing all sorts of things! Especially on the trombone 🙂 

Have a great weekend everybody. See you on the flip side.