This will be Wetherspoons tomorrow.
Have a great weekend everybody,
Maintain that social distancing. See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Lockdown Loosening
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Tag Archives: Weekend
Claws For The Weekend: Feeling The Squeeze
This was me this morning, getting every last penny’s worth out of my toothpaste.
Afterwards I spent the afternoon with my daughter by a local beauty spot.
Have a great weekend, people. Get everything you can out of it.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Spring Signs
You know spring is here when the dandy lions come out.
Have a great weekend everyone. See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Recovery
When you’ve been laid up for days with Manflu, and then the wife says she’s making fajitas.
Have a great weekend everyone. Keep taking the medicine.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Circumstance
My wife: “I know for a fact that if I got with Prince Harry my life would change.”
Anyway, chippy tonight.
Have a great weekend everyone.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Foul-Mouthed And Feathered
My favourite article that I’ve read this week was about officials reacting to a complaint of an African grey parrot that sits in the window of a house in York and shouts out to passers-by “Show us your knickers!” or “Wanker!”
The owner’s landlady has been threatened with eviction if this behaviour continues, which would be a fowl thing to do.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Make sure you don’t end up before the beak. See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Cattibal Lecter
Have a great weekend everybody. And stop all that bleating.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Speed Trap
So far, fifty birds, a flock of geese, twenty five planes and Superman have been done for speeding.
Have a great weekend, remember to stick to the limit.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Dead End
Have a great weekend. Hope you find a way out.
See you on the flip side.
Claws For The Weekend: Pill Popping
After this conversation I still don’t know what medication my Mum is on.
Mum: “You know those tablets I’m taking? They’re called polly . . . ”
Me: “Filler?”
Mum: “No. Polly . . . “
Me: “Unsaturates?”
Mum: “Polly . . . “
Me: “Put the kettle on?”
Mum: “No! Polystyrene.” (!)
Have a great weekend.
Always read what it says on the label.
See you on the flip side.
