My wife won’t let me grow a beard. I’ve had the same haircut since my schooldays, (though it is getting progressively thinner), and I wanted to do something different.
Jen: “You’re not growing a beard!”
Me: “Why not?”
Jen: “Because you won’t suit one.”
Me: “How do you know until you see me in one?”
Jen: “I don’t like beards.”
Me: “It’s my chin!”
Jen: “Well if you grow a beard then I’m going to grow one too.”
Me: “That’s not fair because you’ve got a head start on me.”
Death or divorce, take your pick.
City Jackdaw 
This is a very familiar negotiation 😉
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I hope you decided against the beard 🙂
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nice
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Thanks 🙂
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“Me: “That’s not fair because you’ve got a head start on me.” Wow. You really like to live dangerously. 😀
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You don’t know how dangerously. Have I told you what my wife does for a living?
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