Walking through a subway tonight with my nine year-old daughter. “Wow Dad look-there’s writing all over the walls!” She began to read the graffiti then turned to me all wide-eyed.
“Dad! It’s all swearing and rude words!”
I said (foolishly) “Well don’t look then.”
She looked: “OH MY GOD!!! Guess which two words I’ve just read?!”
Fearing the worst: “Go on.”