The first paragraph actually sounded like it wasn’t linked at all to the rest of it. A goat that understands 8 languages and is difficult to find a proper wife for sounds like a passage from some surreal story. No wonder he’s handy with his horns. Mehhhh.
Stop acting the…………Oh no!
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Gee, we really are left with a sense there could be much more to this story. If any of it’s true is another matter.
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You know the saying, don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story!
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Or as we saw in the news business, one phone call too many could zap what seemed such a hot story.
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Ohhh. That sort of goat…I thought it was the G.O.A.T type! https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/g-o-a-t/
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We have G.O.A.T this time of the pond too 🙂
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The first paragraph actually sounded like it wasn’t linked at all to the rest of it. A goat that understands 8 languages and is difficult to find a proper wife for sounds like a passage from some surreal story. No wonder he’s handy with his horns. Mehhhh.
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Swaggering around the town like he owns it.
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