Thought For The Day

Movies provoke unreal expectations. I remember seeing Daryl Hannah in Splash and wanting to take up sea fishing.

Thought For The Day

I’ve just read about an octopus that, when it wants to mate, rips its penis off and throws it at the female.

Think I’d rather stay single.

Thought For The Day

I’m not quite fifty yet, but looking back I still can’t figure out why they decided to add Scrappy Doo.

Thought For The Day

Thank God Facebook is back. I thought I was going to turn fifty in a couple of months without being able to tell everyone that I still feel twenty-one.

Thought For The Day

Day Two of Calorie Counting Update: Borderline Dead.

Thought For The Day

So, how’s your Autumn going?

Thought For The Day

I’m starting to get anxiety now about people hugging me in the street. I might just say that I’ve got eggs in my pockets.

Thought For The Day

Even my notifications are taking the piss.

Thought For The Day

The second person in the UK to receive the new Covid-19 virus is called William Shakespeare, from Warwickshire. Just how long has he been waiting?

Thought For The Day

We are in the middle of a pandemic, we are on our second national lockdown, but the biggest disappointment of 2020 so far is last night’s sprouts.