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Thought For The Day

Posted on December 21, 2022 by Andy
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Today, in the Northern hemisphere, it’s the shortest day of the year.

There’ll soon be a hosepipe ban.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged England, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, Seasons, UK | 9 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on November 5, 2022 by Andy
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I’ve just learnt that King Tutankhamen was buried with 145 spare pair of underpants.

Maybe there’s no laundry in the afterlife.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, Death, England, Funny, History, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK | 11 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on October 15, 2022 by Andy
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There’s a man on this train, sat in front of me, who is licking his hands like a dog does its paws.

I don’t care that I pre-booked this seat: I’m moving.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK, Urban | 4 Replies

Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 24, 2022 by Andy
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A woman on the quiz show, The Chase, said she was a midwife who had delivered 187 babies, and everyone was amazed.

I’m sorry, but when I was a postman I delivered way more letters than that.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, The Chase, UK | 6 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on February 22, 2022 by Andy
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Movies provoke unreal expectations. I remember seeing Daryl Hannah in Splash and wanting to take up sea fishing.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK | Leave a reply

Thought For The Day

Posted on January 9, 2022 by Andy
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I’ve just read about an octopus that, when it wants to mate, rips its penis off and throws it at the female.

Think I’d rather stay single.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK | 5 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on November 21, 2021 by Andy
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I’m not quite fifty yet, but looking back I still can’t figure out why they decided to add Scrappy Doo.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, Childhood, England, Funny, History, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, Television, TV, UK | 3 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on October 5, 2021 by Andy
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Thank God Facebook is back. I thought I was going to turn fifty in a couple of months without being able to tell everyone that I still feel twenty-one.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK | 6 Replies

Thought For The Day

Posted on June 7, 2021 by Andy
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Day Two of Calorie Counting Update: Borderline Dead.

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, UK | Leave a reply

Thought For The Day

Posted on May 21, 2021 by Andy
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So, how’s your Autumn going?

Posted in Thought For The Day | Tagged Britain, Creative, England, Humour, Life, Manchester, Musing, Seasons, UK, Urban, Weather | 10 Replies

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