Thinking about how my wife can still come back from having her hair done looking fantastic, whereas when I go it’s a conservation project.
My wife Jen told me that this is an ideal day to get the washing dry.
If any of my neighbours should find our towel, you can keep the pegs.
Just when you think that man has learnt from his mistakes, and that as a species we can be filled with optimism for the future, you hear the news:
Boyzone are back.
Our new student has arrived.
We were expecting a girl who is of Luxembourg nationality. Turns out it’s a lad who was born in Luxembourg, is actually Belgian, lives in France and flew from Italy.
But he’s a City fan so all’s well.
With all of this talk about fake news, there’s only one thing I want to know:
Did we land on the moon or not?!!
North and South Korea getting together for coffee and now Abba bringing out new material. I think I’ve slipped into a parallel world. Probably some time during the school holidays.
Yesterday my wife finally got around to sorting her bag out. At least two coins in there are no longer in circulation.