Thought For The Day

Posted on June 7, 2021 by Andy

Day Two of Calorie Counting Update: Borderline Dead.

Posted on May 21, 2021 by Andy

So, how’s your Autumn going?

Posted on May 10, 2021 by Andy

I’m starting to get anxiety now about people hugging me in the street. I might just say that I’ve got eggs in my pockets.

Posted on January 20, 2021 by Andy

Even my notifications are taking the piss.

Posted on December 8, 2020 by Andy

The second person in the UK to receive the new Covid-19 virus is called William Shakespeare, from Warwickshire. Just how long has he been waiting?

Posted on November 16, 2020 by Andy

We are in the middle of a pandemic, we are on our second national lockdown, but the biggest disappointment of 2020 so far is last night’s sprouts.

Posted on October 30, 2020 by Andy

Reports are breaking tonight that another lockdown is imminent, maybe up until December 1st.

In the bleak midwinter . . .

Posted on October 3, 2020 by Andy

I’ve had emails beginning ‘Dear Mr Curves’, ‘Hey Stud!’ and ‘Have you ever thought of being a model?’

Even my spam mail is taking the piss.

Posted on August 23, 2020 by Andy

I’ve just read about a guy in Thailand who keeps the helmets of motorcyclists who have been killed in crashes. “I collect their scent.”

I guess we all need a hobby.

Posted on May 31, 2020 by Andy

I’m relieved to see that my daughter is still social distancing when she goes out. She’s got her two metre eyelashes on.

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