Thought For The Day

Yesterday my wife finally got around to sorting her bag out. At least two coins in there are no longer in circulation.

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Thought For The Day

“My nuclear button is bigger than yours.”

Full of optimism for 2018.

Thought For The Day

I’ve just been watching a magpie hiding a biscuit beneath a leaf. I’ve got kids like that.

Thought For The Day

Watched the first ever tasting of beef grown in a laboratory. Carefully cultivated from cells and grown, a culmination of years of work, a small portion of this lab grown beef was cooked and tasted. The verdict?: “It tastes like fried chicken.” Now, I am no scientist……

Thought For The Day

For two weeks it has clung to the inside of a stainless steel thermos flask. It has been filled with water and left to soak,  it has had boiling hot water poured onto it from a kettle three times. Today we conceded defeat and threw out the flask. It is official-my wife’s homemade carrot and coriander soup is officially the strongest substance known to man.

Thought For The Day

I’m sorry Mr Darwin, but six and a half weeks summer holidays were never part of the natural order. We mess around with nature and we screw things up.

Thought For The Day

I overslept until 6.40am. Won’t sleep tonight now.