North and South Korea getting together for coffee and now Abba bringing out new material. I think I’ve slipped into a parallel world. Probably some time during the school holidays.
Yesterday my wife finally got around to sorting her bag out. At least two coins in there are no longer in circulation.
“My nuclear button is bigger than yours.”
Full of optimism for 2018.
I’ve just been watching a magpie hiding a biscuit beneath a leaf. I’ve got kids like that.
Watched the first ever tasting of beef grown in a laboratory. Carefully cultivated from cells and grown, a culmination of years of work, a small portion of this lab grown beef was cooked and tasted. The verdict?: “It tastes like fried chicken.” Now, I am no scientist……
For two weeks it has clung to the inside of a stainless steel thermos flask. It has been filled with water and left to soak, it has had boiling hot water poured onto it from a kettle three times. Today we conceded defeat and threw out the flask. It is official-my wife’s homemade carrot and coriander soup is officially the strongest substance known to man.
I’m sorry Mr Darwin, but six and a half weeks summer holidays were never part of the natural order. We mess around with nature and we screw things up.
